Official Internet Birthday Proclamation

Happy Birthday Luke

This website exists because a normal text message was simply not enough to celebrate Luke. Today, Luke is legally entitled to attention, snacks, compliments, and at least one loud celebration.

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Achievement Unlocked

Luke has successfully completed another orbit around the sun with suspicious levels of confidence and almost no formal supervision.

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Public Service Announcement

If you see Luke today, please clap. If you already clapped, clap again. This is not optional.

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Birthday Terms

All cake, attention, compliments, and emotional support snacks are hereby redirected to Luke until further notice.

Wanted: Luke

For the extremely serious offense of becoming another year more legendary

Known aliases: Birthday Boy, Sir Luke
Last seen: Aging gracefully
Danger level: Birthday-powered
Reward: One slice of cake
Warning: Known to gain temporary superpowers when cake is nearby